"I always wake up with the morning sun / I always take my pills with herbal tea / I always never cry / And I’ve always wondered why / I always have to watch myself when I go pee / I really love my life and I’ll also tell you what / If I find a stick I’ll put it in your momma’s butt / And pull it out and stick the doodie in her eye / And pull it out and stick… the doodie in… her eye…."
- Sarah Silverman
