"TONY: ‘That’s right, tonight’s the night! Yeah! Ah man…you’re gonna be stickin’ it to the mother of my child!’ TED: ‘Actually, I’ve already stuck it to her plenty of times. (Why do I always have to correct people?)’"

- Ted Mosby to Stella’s ex Tony, trying to convince him to let Stella’s daughter come to their wedding. (How I Met Your Mother quote of the week)